Some thoughts from my perspective anyway. I won't tell you which ones I am guilty of.
1. You wear your camo or hunter orange jacket out for supper with your spouse
2. When someone asks for directions and your response includes your topographic map and wind direction
3. You watch Wild TV in your living room (from inside your ground blind)
4. You come home from work and the kids don’t recognize you without your camo gear and face paint on
5. Your spouse begins to ‘enjoy’ your favorite cologne (or perfume) called ‘Essence of Buck’ or ‘Doe in Heat’
6. Outside play time with your kids becomes a Marco Polo type game with you in your new camouflage saying, “Can you see me now?”
7. You constantly test the effectiveness of your Scent-lok jacket by walking past your dog with a juicy T-bone underneath your shirt.
8. Your spouse says, “C’mere Dear” and you respond by instinctively reaching for your bow and asking, “How many points does the deer have, Honey?!”
9. You wish you had an outhouse.
10. You take the family portrait with your game cam in complete darkness – just to make sure the night vision setting works.
