How To Sound Educated in a Hunt Camp
I had a brainstorming session while driving home last night. I may try some of these lines on the boys at the camp this year. I would appreciate any feedback or additions from our visitors.
To help you sound more educated in your own hunt camp – try saying things like:
When referring to your rifle/shotgun: “Do you like my lead propulsion device?”
When referring to the woodpile: “The location our primary combustible fuel source has reached minimal levels.”
When referring to Mom’s chilli: “The potential explosive force that exists in this food source exceeds recommended limits.”
When referring to tracking a deer: “My attack vector is parallel to my target’s current angle of retreat.”
When referring to the amount of snoring at night: “Did you notice the concerted expulsions of random forced air movements in the bunks last night?”
When explaining why you got lost, “My internal geo-positional mechanism experienced a brief session of environmental interference from my primary mapping sensor array.”
When explaining how you missed a deer, “the expected path trajectory of my bullet was slightly altered by a sudden onset of a physiological manifestation of tremors radiating quickly to my outer extremities.”
I shoud add to the end of the post’s title… “and put them to sleep!”.
Thanks for the visit.
That certainly is a lot of words. You’d sound very educated, but I’m guessing the people in camp would fall asleep before you got to the end of your sentence.