How To Install A Home Security System On A Budget

  1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 
work boots
  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines
  3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines
  4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 

’Hey Bubba, Duke & Slim, 
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess 
with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed 
him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it, but it was hard 
to tell from all the blood. 

P.S. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!

-This ‘tip’ came to me via an email (thanks Dave) that did not have a source listed in it. I apologize in advance if I have quoted your article. Let me know and I would be happy to link to the actual page.

One Response to “How To Install A Home Security System On A Budget”

  1. Kristine Shreve
    September 2, 2008 at 9:25 am #

    That’s pretty funny. I’m not sure I’d try that at my place, but it would certainly make the new neighbors wonder about me.